One of the things that confirmed my atheism, and at a very early age I might add, was how the three major religions treat women. In general they treat them like shit. Except for some runaway Protestant denominations, women are still considered inferior and the vessels of sin. It’s an antiquated outlook that still permeates our religious establishments. The Catholic Church regards the ordination of women as anathema. They are there to submit and obey. In the Hasidim branch of Judaism, women are not even allowed to pray in the same room as men. They have to wear wigs; only husbands can see their true hair. In  Muslin theocracies, such as Iran and Saudi Arabia, women can be stoned to death for such infractions as adultery while, in most cases, the men get off free.

This sad commentary comes to mind when one considers the tale of Hypatia of Alexandria. Her story exemplifies this nutty mind-set as much today as it did in antiquity when Hypatia was around. She was an extraordinary woman who live in Roman Egypt in the late 4th and early 5th centuries. Hypatia was a woman ahead of her time and, perhaps, the first feminist. She was a genius, plain and simple: mathematician, philosopher and astronomer. In the study of geometry  she was instrumental in the theorem that divides cones into sections by a plane, thereby developing the concepts of hyperbolas, parabolas and ellipses. She wrote many books on mathematics, including a 13 volume of commentary on the Arithmetica of Diophanyus, the “father of algebra.” She also wrote a text, “The Astronomical cannon” which includes the charting of celestial bodies.

Her philosophy was that of pure reason, akin to Transcendentalism, where the ideal is obtained through individual intuition rather than established religious doctrine. She is credited with the invention of the hydrometer, a devise used to determine density and gravity in liquids; and also the astrolabe, used to locate the positions of the planets and stars, and determine latitudes on land.

A Christian Church historian, Socrates Scholasticus, remarks that Hypatia “made such attainments in literature and science, as far as to surpass all the philosophers of the time.” She was a renowned teacher and scholar,  and many flocked to her seminars. She is also described as being very “beautiful and shapely.” So much so that one of her students fell in love with her and could not control his public shows of affection. It’s said that Hypatia cured him of his puppy love by showing him rags that had been stained during her period, telling him, “This is what you love, young man, and isn’t it beautiful!’ The young suitor experienced a change of heart on the spot and went away (one would presume a wiser man).

Her independence, her brilliance, and her open mind is what got her in trouble with (you guessed it) the Church. She had studied with her father, Theon, a famous Greek teacher of mathematics with the Museum of Alexandria. In time, she eclipsed her father in terms of knowledge and philosophy; which was okay by him, since he encouraged her talents. Not all men in Alexandria were that forward thinking. Especially the clergy. Christianity, at this time, was gaining a hold in the Roman Empire. It was a perceived alien religion about to gain dominance in the existing political order. Clashes between pagans and Christians were very common. Into this mix comes the villain of the piece, Cyril, who became Bishop of Alexandria in 412 C.E. He was determined to make Christianity dominant in Alexandria; and he sought to rid the city of pagans and Jews. He was power hungry, and was determined to eliminate any group that did not follow his beliefs. And his main target became Hypatia.

She represented everything abhorred by the Church. She spoke out against Cyril’s policy to exile the Jews of Alexandria. More galling, she dressed in the clothing of a scholar or teacher, rather than in woman’s clothing. But most troubling of all, she disputed the reigning Aristotelian premise that the sun revolved around the earth. This made the earth the center of the universe, and it was hallowed Church doctrine. Anyone who disputed it, did so at their own peril.  What complicated the matter was that Hypatia had the mathematical proofs that affirmed her thesis. But to the Christians, astronomy and mathematics allied her with “black magic” and divination.

And, she refused to be baptized.

At that time, just as in the present day in Iran and other fundamentalist regimes, there were groups of men who roamed the streets. They were the “purity police,” and ensured that everyone, especially women, followed protocol. They were merciless fanatics, imbued with fierce and bigoted zeal. Sound familiar? It was a group of these terrorists, during the time of Lent, of course, who waylaid her chariot on her way home. They stripped her naked and scraped the flesh off her bones with sharp oyster shells and pot shards. Then they tore her body apart and scattered the pieces through the streets, before finally burning the body parts.

Though none of her writings survive, modern science regards Hypatia in high esteem. A main belt of asteroids has been named after her (238 Hypatia). There is also a lunar crater called Hypatia. The German mathematician and astronomer, Johannes Kepler, in the 16th century would affirm what is known as the Heliocentric Model of the world using concepts first espoused by Hypatia of Alexandria.

As for Cyril, the Bishop of Alexandria, the monster who incited the mob that killed Hypatia. He was later canonized as a saint by the Catholic Church. Some things never change.

 This is my first post of the new year and, honestly, it wasn’t what I expected to write about. But recently I’ve encountered a problem which, I’ve discovered, is not unusual to those of us who blog and comment and make use of the internet. My problem, in essence, is with that gargantuan entity, Google. Now, don’t get me wrong, this is not a blanket condemnation of the service. Google, for all intents and purposes, is a marvelous tool that, yes, has made our lives easier and more productive. I would be among the first to acknowledge that. It has changed the way we think and interact and, for the most, we are better for it. My concern is that this marvelous search engine, in all its encompassing growth, may have deviated from of its original goal to help, to assist, to “do no harm.”

My problem began on December 10th, when I received a notice from Google that there was “unusual activity on my account.” The notice stipulated the steps I would have to follow in order to rectify the situation. Accordingly, I followed these instructions in order to reset my account. Part of it was using a reset number during the procedure. After receiving confirmation that all was well, I went back to my usual tasks on the computer. However, I discovered I could not access my blog. Try as I might, I could not sign in. My blog information had simply disappeared. I contacted the Google help number (650 253-000). I was informed (by a recorded message) that I would have to go to www.google.com/support for assistance. Which I did. I wrote in on the line asking what the problem was by stating that my blog had disappeared and I couldn’t access any of my material. The answer I received was that my problem “did not match answers in the accounts help.” I kept on trying, keeping my notes as short as possible, still, nothing matched the “accounts help.” In one instance I was forwarded to another site where they would take a look-see at my account, but for a fee of $35.

The end point is that Google was no help whatsoever in solving my dilemma. I had to contact my tried and true tech guy (www.hardrivedoctor.us/) who had to literally hack into Google in order for me to acquire my blog material going back two years. A twelve (12) hour job, and very expensive. Subsequently, checking on various sites  I have discovered that I am not the only one who has encountered this problem; and, in all cases, no assistance was forthcoming. Truthfully, I was appalled by the lack of consideration and/or access via Google. So, I wrote them a scathing letter, stipulating that a copy would be forwarded to the Federal Communications Commission. And guess what? The following day my tech guy calls me up and states that my blog had magically re-appeared—and he couldn’t figure out why or how. Had Google just gotten my blog back in  a timely manner I would have been spared a lot of aggravation and expense.

Now, I know I’m not the only one who’s had this kind of hassle. But, man, if this keep up, Google may suffer a black eye, at least in PR terms as it moves forward in the corporate arena.

Also, I would love to hear from anyone else who has had this kind of incident with Google. Again, my aim is not to disrupt or cast aspersions on anyone. As stated, in the first paragraph, Google does a marvelous job (most of the time). I just would like to hear and catalogue whatever comes along.

A happy new year to everyone. And thanks all for the great response to my pasteles video.

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I enjoyed making this video with my good friend this week.

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We plan on doing more Cooking Videos as time passes.

Spices and herbs. Without them dining, and eating in general, would be a dull affair indeed. Spices and herbs are what make food palatable, luxurious, even exotic. The men and women of the late Middle Ages experienced this at first hand. Since the fall of the Roman Empire they had been bereft of spices and herbs. It was the Muslim East that contained all the great spice stores. Medieval man lived on foods that had been preserved by salting or drying. That’s it. One of the main reasons Christopher Columbus sailed for the New World was in order to find a direct route to what were called “The Indies,” or the Spice Islands south of Indonesia. Any country who controlled the spice trade at the time controlled the world. In the contract charter for Columbus’ voyage, it was agreed he would get ten percent of any profits from gems, gold, silver or spices that he found. Spices were listed alongside gold and silver. That’s how important they were. Spices were used as a measure of currency. They were used to pay mortgages and fines, to buy property and to pay taxes,.

Today spices can be found at your local market in any variety. But some of us are still stuck in the salt and pepper rut. We may even add oregano to a dish once in a while. But ever consider using balm, a perennial garden herb with a sharp lemon scent? Or mincemeat spice (a mix of cloves, allspice and cinnamon used to flavor cakes, cookies and sauces)? There’s more to spices than you think. Below is a listing of common and not so common herbs and spices and their uses.

Allspice – The dried berry of pimento trees found in the West Indies. Used as a condiment. The name is due to a flavor that resembles a mix of nutmeg, cinnamon and cloves.

Anise – The fruit of a small annual plant which dries into the form of a seed. Best varieties are grown in Spain, Mexico and India; and used in breads, cakes and cookies and as a flavoring for medicine and licorice products.

Basil – An annual plant whose leaves are dried, ground and powdered. Cultivated in Western Europe and used to flavor stews, sausages, soups and sauces. It combines well with tomatoes.

Bay Leaf – The aromatic leaf of the sweet-bay or laurel tree. Dried whole and used to flavor soups, meats and pickles.

Capers – The flower buds of Capparis spinosa grown in Mediterranean countries. Pickled and used as a condiment.

Caraway – A biennial herb with an aromatic fruit known as caraway seeds. Marketed whole or ground and used in breads, cookies, cakes, candies, salads and cheese.

Cardamon – The aromatic fruit of zinziberaceous plants grown in Ceylon, India and Central America. Sold in a whole pod, as whole seeds, or ground seeds, and used as a condiment.

Cayenne pepper – Powdered pod and seeds of various capsicum peppers that yields a hot, savory flavor. Used in meat and gravies, and grown mainly in Africa. In it one of the chief ingredients in Tabasco sauce

Celery Seed – Seed of a small plant similar in appearance and taste to celery. Used whole or ground to flavor soups, stews, cheese, pickles and salads.

Celery salt – A mixture of ground celery seed and fine white salt. Used in meats and salads.

Chervil – A plant with aromatic leaves used to flavor soups and salads.

Chili Powder – A mixture of ground red peppers, cuminseed and other spices. Used as a base for chili sauce and other spicy dishes.

Chives – Similar to green onions (scallions) though smaller and milder.

Chutney – A spicy pickle of compound fruit and seasonings.

Cinnamon – The inner bark of Cinnamon zeylancium (the best grows in Ceylon). It has a very mild flavor though Cassia cinnamon grown in the Far East has a more full-bodied flavor. Sold in sticks or ground.

Cloves – Sold whole or ground. The flavor buds of a tree grown in parts of the Caribbean, Zanzibar an Madagascar.

Coriander – An herb with aromatic seeds. Used for cookies, pickles and meat products.

Cuminseed. Dried fruit of Cuminum cyninum. Used for favoring meats, sausages and pickles, and as an ingredient in curry powder.

Dill – An annual herb grown for its aromatic seed. Used in pickles and sauces, and grown mainly in India. It goes great with scrambled eggs.

Fennel – Seeds of a ground herb used to flavor sauces and apple pie. It has a fragrance and taste similar to anise. Its young stalks are also used as a salad green.

Ginger – The root of a herbaceous perennial grown in semi-tropical countries. It also produces white ginger which is the scraped and peeled rootstock of the plant, often candied.

Leeks – Strong flavored plant similar to onion.

Mace – The stuff around the nutmeg kernel. The aroma is similar to nutmeg but has a different flavor. Sold whole as “blades” or ground and used to flavor sauces, gravies and cakes.

Marjoram – A fragrant annual of the mint family whose leaves are dried or used fresh or powdered to flavor soups, salads, meats and stuffings. It is grown in Northern Africa and Chile though the best grade comes from France.

Mint – A fragrant plant whose leaves are used, fresh or dried, to flavor soups, vegetables, fruits and beverages (think of a Mint Julip).

Mustard – A plant whose seeds are used either whole or ground. Its usually combined with spices and vinegar to make prepared mustard (the type you buy in the supermarket).

Nutmeg – The fruit kernel of the Myristica tree grown in the Caribbean. The whole fruit resembles an apricot in shape and size. The outer husk is the mace (see above), and the seed is the nutmeg. Sold whole or ground.

Paprika – A sweet red pepper which is dried and ground after seeds and stems are removed. Its mild flavor goes good with shellfish, fish and salad dressings. The best brands come from Hungary and Spain.

Parsley – A biennial herb used to flavor meats, vegetables and salads. It is also frequently used as a garnish.

Pepper – The king of spices. In olden days pepper was used a tonic, a stimulant, and even as an insect repellent and an aphrodisiac. It’s made from peppercorns which are the dried berry of a vine, Piper Nigrum. Black pepper is made from the whole berry. White pepper is made from what is left of the fully ripened berry after the outer coat had been removed.

Pimento – The fleshy fruit of the Spanish paprika. In the Caribbean, pimento is used to describe large green peppers. The Spanish pimento is often canned or stored in jars and used in vegetable dishes and salads.

Poppy Seed – Seed of one variety of the poppy plant (but not the opium poppy—so don’t get any ideas). Used for breads, rolls, cakes and cookies. Oil is also extracted from the poppy seed and used in salads or frying. Mostly imported from Central Europe.

Rosemary – An evergreen plant whose flowers and leaves are used to flavor and garnish fish, stews and sauces.

Saffron – The most expensive of them all. The residue of a flower similar to a crocus, gives a rich-orange yellow hue that is used to flavor foods and meats and to give color.

Sage – A perennial of the mint family. The leaves are dried and used in stuffings and meats.

Savory or Summer Savory – Annual of the mint family. May be used fresh or dried in sauces, stews, stuffings and croquettes. It is a major ingredient used in prepared poultry seasonings.

Scallions – Small green onions

Sesame – An herb whose seeds are used to flavor rolls and cookies. After baking the flavor resembles toasted almonds.

Tarragon – A perennial herb. Its leaves, either fresh or dried, are used to flavor salads, pickles and vinegar.

Thyme – The leaves of an herb, either powered or dried, which is used to flavor meat, poultry and clams.

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Fact is, the humble potato has an inordinately important influence on human history. It was Francisco Pizarro and his Conquistadors who came upon it in the mountains of Peru, where the tuber had been cultivated for some 7,000 years . By 1570 it had made its way across the Atlantic to Spain, and from there to the rest of Europe. The Spaniards used the potato for their ships’ stores since it was hardy, easy to store and had great nutritional value. The slave workers in the silver mines of the New World subsisted almost entirely on the product.

By the 1780s potatoes were prominent everywhere in Europe, and especially in Ireland, where it became the definitive crop. This was to have a severe and lasting effect on the Irish when in the mid-1800s a crop failure brought about the Great Potato Famine which would cut the population in half through starvation and immigration, mainly to America.

The potato was introduced to North America when English colonists took it back across the Atlantic to Virginia. Today, the potato is a common staple in the western diet. Still, for most of us, it’s usage is fairly simply: mainly as french fries or topped with butter and sour cream. What we forget is how versatile this tuber really is. Below are some quick and easy ways to prepare the humble potato other than grandma’s mashed potato salad.

Au Gratin Stuffed Potatoes: Wash, scrub and dry 6 potatoes. With an apple corer remove a cylinder from the center of each potato, and fill each cavity with 1/2 pound of your favorite cheese. Seal ends with tiny pieces of cylinders which have been removed, and bake at 350 degrees until tender (45-50 minutes).
American Kedgeree: Brown 1 chopped onion in olive oil. Add powdered curry to taste, salt, pepper, and 1 teaspoon lemon juice. Cook for 5 minutes. Add 2 cups diced cooked potatoes, 2 cups cooked kidney beans and whites of 2 hard-cooked eggs. Cook until heated through; and cover with grated or sieved egg yolks. Top with 1 cup sour cream and 1 tablespoons minced pimento, and serve.
Cream of Potato and Leek Soup: Cook 3 peeled and diced potatoes along with 2 diced leeks, for about 20 minutes. Place in a food processor or blender. Add 1 cup chicken bouillon, 1/2 tablespoon butter, salt and white pepper to taste, and 1 1/2 cups light cream. Reheat and serve garnished with chives or paprika
Potato Dumplings: Mix 1 cup mashed potatoes, 1 cup flour, 4 teaspoons baking powder, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 tablespoons butter, and 1/2 cup milk. Roll out into 1/2-inch thickness. Cut dough with as biscuit cutter or form dough into 2-inch dumplings. Place in a greased steamer over boiling water. Cover closely and steam for 12 minutes. Makes about 12 dumplings.
Lyonnaise Potatoes: Saute 1 minced onion in olive oil. Add 2 cups diced boiled potatoes (they should be slightly underdone for best results). Add potatoes to onions, plus salt and pepper to taste. Cook until the potatoes are brown, being careful not to break. Transfer to a serving dish, sprinkle with chopped fresh parsley, and serve.
Sweet Potato Croquettes: Combine 2 cups cooked mashed yams, 1 beaten egg, 2 tablespoons butter, 1/2 teaspoon paprika, 1/4 teaspoon salt, 1 tablespoon minced parsley, and 1/2 of a grated small onion. Mix well and form into croquettes. Roll in 1 beaten egg combined with 3 tablespoons milk. Then roll again in bread crumbs. Fry in hot deep vegetable oil until golden brown. Makes about 8 croquettes.
Salmon Cakes: Combine 6 cooked chopped potatoes, 2 cups canned flaked salmon, and 1 chopped green pepper. Shape into small cakes and cook in vegetable or olive oil until brown.
Serve with tarter sauce and parsley.
Potato Canapes: Spread strips of dried beef with mustard, place a spoonful of mashed potatoes at one end, and broil. Fasten with a toothpick and broil. Serve as hot appetizers.
Puffy Potato Omelet: Combine 3 eggs and 1 cup mashed potatoes until there are no lumps. Add 1 small chopped onion, 1 teaspoon minced parsley, salt and pepper to taste, and 3 tablespoons cream or milk. Transfer to a greased frying pan or baking dish and bake in moderately slow oven (325 degrees) until brown. Turn and fold onto a platter, and serve.
Marinated Potato Salad: Mixed 4 cups diced cooked potatoes with 1 minced onion, salt to taste and 1/2 teaspoon paprika. Marinate in French dressing for 1 hour. Chill. When ready to serve add 3 diced hard-cooked eggs, 2 tablespoons minced parsley and enough mayonnaise to moisten. Serve on crisp lettuce, and garnish with tomato wedges and gherkins.

From time to time, oversights in the visual production of a movie become legendary. What we call “movie bloopers.” This occurred to me a couple of nights ago while I was watching the old movie version of Neil Simon’s Biloxi Blues. In a pivotal last scene, Christopher Walken, as the deranged Sgt. Toomey, threatens to kill the lead protagonist (Matthew Broderick). Walken and Broderick have a running commentary, standing outside in the rain, with Sgt. Toomey in his uniform showing a row of ribbons on his shirt, inclusive of the purple heart. Problem is, going back and forth in the discussion between the two, sometimes you see the ribbons on Walken’s chest, and sometimes you don’t. I imagine they were doing numerous takes and, in-between , the make-up people would put on and take off the ribbons. It became disconcerting. I watched the scene wondering where the ribbons were. How come, during the conversation, sometimes he had them on and sometimes not?

Compared to other movie bloopers, this was minor. I recall when I was in the Marine Corps in Camp Pendleton (California) we always watched one movie that made us go wild, clapping and cheering. That was a Clint Eastwood spaghetti western, For a few Dollars More, where in one scene, Eastwood as the silent, poncho-attired hero meets Lee Van Cleef in a showdown. Just before the gunfight, both men stare at each other in the middle of town, with the Sergio Leone music in the background, ready to draw their guns. And just before the shoot-out, a 727 jet plane flies over Eastwood’s right shoulder. We young marines must have watched that movie a dozen times just for that one scene. Imagine, a setting in the Old West in the 1800s with a jet plane flying overhead. Precious.

But the most memorable movie blooper I recall was from the epic, Cleopatra, where Liz Taylor, as the Nile queen, says a tearful goodbye to Julius Caesar (Rex Harrison) just before he departs for Rome. A group of soldiers come to escort Caesar and salute him by snapping a fist to their chests. Well, one of the centurions is wearing a Rolex watch. Priceless. And this 2,000 years before wrist watches were invented.

Recently I discovered they were showing Cleopatra on a movie channel. I told my wife she just had to watch this scene with the Roman soldiers and the watch. Alas, the scene was cut from this version. I imagine, somewhere along the line someone picked up on it. But, once in a while, when a movie blooper like this happens, it just makes my day.